Jersey City Councilman Arrested For Urinating On People
A Jersey City Councilman has sworn to give up drinking alcohol for ever after he was busted for urinating on a crowd of people at a night club on Friday.
He was at the club to see the Grateful Dead in concert but was hauled away by police after committing the act of peepeeing on people.
“I’ve resolved not to touch alcohol again,” the embarrassed Lipski said to a throng of reporters outside his home.
Reportedly, he took a wizz off a second floor balcony of the 9:30 club on Friday, and is blaming the act of stupidity on his intoxication.
Maybe the people he pissed on should have the opportunity to piss on him as a method of restitution? Thoughts?